You and me (In my pocket)    (video)

 

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    Uh uh.               Uh uh.

 

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1. I wish you smelled a little funny,

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    not just funny, really bad,

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    we could roam the streets forever,

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    just like cats, but we'd never stray.    +  F - Am - G - C   - F - Am - G

 

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2. I sometimes wish you were a mermaid,

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    I could raise you in the tub at home,

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    we could take a swim together

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    on weekly daytrips to the bay.

 

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Oh,         you and me, it would be only you and me.

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Oh,         you and me, it would be only you and me.

 

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+  You and me.                   

 

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3. I wish you were a little bigger,

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    not just big, but really fat,

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    doors you would no longer fit through,

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    in my bed you would have to stay.

 

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4. I often wish that you had feathers,

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    I'd keep you in a giant cage.

 

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    All day long I'd sit and watch you,

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    and sing for you and that would be okay.          +  CHORUS

 

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+  You and me.                  

 

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    People say there are plenty of fish,

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    in the sea, baby, all I do is wish, I wish, I wish I ...

 

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5. I wish you were a little slower,

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    not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed,

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    then I could plug you into a socket,

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    so you could never run away.

 

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6. I really wish that you were smaller,

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    not just small, but really really short,

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    so I could put you in my pocket,

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    and carry you around all day.                +  CHORUS

 

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+  You and me.                  

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    You and me.                  

 

(orig. = capo 6th)    (Milow)