When you’re hot you’re hot    (video)

 

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1. Well, now me and Homer Jones and Big John Talley

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    had a big crap game goin' back in the alley,

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    and I kept rollin' them sevens, ‘an winnin' all them pots.

 

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2. My luck was so good, I could do no wrong,

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    I jest kept on rollin' and controllin' them bones,

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    and finally they threw up their hands, said,

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    "When you hot,         you hot", I said, "Yeah?"

 

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    When you're hot, you're hot,        when you're not, you're not !

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Put all the money in and let's roll 'em again,

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    when you're hot, you're hot !

 

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+     La la la la la,       la la la la.

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    La la la la la,       when you're hot, you're hot.

 

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3. Well, now every time I rolled them dice I'd win,

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    and I was just gettin' ready to roll 'em again,

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    when I heard somethin' behind me,

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    I turned around and there was a big old cop.

 

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4. He said, "Hello, boys" and then he gave us a grin 'n' said,

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    "Look like I'm gonna hafta haul you all in,

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    and keep all that money for evidence"

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    I said ,"Well, son,       when you hot,      you hot."

 

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    When you're hot, you're hot,        when you're not, you're not !

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You cansplain it all down at City Hall

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    When you're hot, you're hot, you’re hot !

 

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+     La la la la la,       la la la la.

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    La la la la la,       when you're hot, you're hot.

 

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5. Well, when he took us inta court I couldn't believe my eyes,

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    the judge was a fishin' buddy that I recognized.

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    I said, "Hey, judge, old buddy, old pal,

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    "I'll pay ya that hundred I owe ya if you'll get me outta this spot."

 

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6. So he gave my friends a little fine to pay,

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    he turned around and grinned at me and said,

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    "Ninety days, Jerry, when you hot, you hot !"

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    'N' I said "Thanks a lot !"

 

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    When you're hot, you're hot,        when you're not, you're not !

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He let my friends go free and throwed the book at me.

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He said, "Well,      when you're hot, you're hot !"

 

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+  I said, "Well I'll tell ya one thing judge, old buddy, old pal,

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    if you wasn't wearin' that black robe,

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    I'd take out in back of this courthouse,

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    and I'd try a little bit of your honor on.

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    You understand that, you hillbilly ?

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    Who gonna collect my welfare?"

 

    Pay for for my Cadillac?

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         Whadda you mean 'contempt of court'?" ....

 

(orig. = capo 2nd)    (Jerry Reed)