Third rock from the sun    (video)

 

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    Welcome to Earth, 3rd rock from the sun !       +  E ~ ~

 

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1. She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time,

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    like a broken field runner slippin' through the line,

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    he likes the way she looks, so he calls the little wife, says :

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    "Don't wait up for me, I'll be workin' late tonight !"

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    Wife hangs up the phone, bursts into tears,

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    calls her sister up and cries, "Get over here !"         + E ~

 

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2. Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile,

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    boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile.

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    He leaves the motor running, he'll only be a minute,

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    his car drives away with teenagers in it.

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    The driver tells his buddies, “Got one life to live.”

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    They scream into the night, "Let's get it over with !"       +   E ~

 

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Cause and effect, chain of events,

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all of the chaos makes perfect sense,

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when you're spinning round, things come undo........ne.

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Welcome to Earth, 3rd rock from the Sun !        +  E ~

 

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3. The kid guns the gas, the car starts to swerve,

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    heads for a semi truck, jumps the curb,

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    truck hits a Big Boy in the Shoney's parking lot,

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    and flies through the air takes out the bank clock.

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    Clock strikes a light pole, transformer sparks,

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    lines go down, town goes dark.

 

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4. Waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all,

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    swears a giant alien has landed at the mall.

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    Cops ring up the mayor, says there's panic in the streets,

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    "We hate to wake you up, but we can't find the chief".

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    Mayor says, "Use your head if he ain't in his car,

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    he's hiding from his wife, down at Smokey's Bar !"

 

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Cause and effect, chain of events,

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all of the chaos makes perfect sense,

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when you're spinning round, things come undo........ne.

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Welcome to Earth, 3rd rock from the Sun !

 

+  repeat CHORUS

 

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+  Welcome to Earth, 3rd rock from the Sun ! (2x)    +  E ~

 

    (Joe Diffie)