Sweet transvestite
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1. How do you do, I See you've met my
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faithful handyman.
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He's just a little brought down, because when you knocked
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he thought you were the
candyman.
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2. Don't get strung out by the way I look,
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don't judge a book by its
cover.
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I'm not much of a man by the
light of day,
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but by night I'm one hell of a
lover.
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I'm just a sweet transvestite
from Transexual,
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3. Let me show you around, maybe
play you a sound,
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you look like you're both
pretty groovy.
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Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal,
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we could take in an old Steve
Reeves movie.
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4. I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
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We're both in a bit of a
hurry. Right.
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Well, just say where we are, then
go back to the car,
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we don't want to be any worry.
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5. Well, you got caught with
a flat, well, how 'bout that ?
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Well, babies, don't you panic.
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By the light of the night it'll
all seem alright,
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I'll get you a satanic
mechanic.
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I'm just a sweet transvestite
from Transexual,
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6. Why don't you stay for the
night? Night. Or maybe a bite? Bite.
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I could show you my favourite obsession.
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I've been making
a man with blond hair and a tan,
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and he's good for relieving
my tension.
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I'm just a sweet transvestite
from Transexual,
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I'm just a sweet transvestite
from Transexual,
(spoken, just single chords played : )
E G
So - come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab,
E
I see you shiver with
antici…..pation.
E G
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame,
A E
so I'll remove the cause (chuckles), but not the symptom.
(from “The Rocky Horror
Picture Show”)