Seven drunken nights    (intro) (midi)    (sample)

 

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1. As I went home on Monday night, as drunk as drunk could be,

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    I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be.

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    Well, I called me wife and I said to her, “Will you kindly tell to me,

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    who owns that horse outside the door,  where my old horse should be.“

 

   “Ha, you`re drunk, you`re drunk, you silly old fool,  still you cannot see,

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    that`s a lovely sow that me mother sent to me!“

 

  “Well, it`s many a day I travelled, a hundred miles and more,

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    but a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before.“

 

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2. And as I went home on Tuesday night, as drunk as drunk could be,

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    I saw a coat behind the door, where my old coat should be.

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    Well, I called me wife, and I said to her, "Will you kindly tell to me,

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    who, owns that coat behind the door, where my old coat should be?"

 

    "Ha, you`re drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see,

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    that`s a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me."

 

    "Well, it`s many a time I've travelled a hundred miles and more,

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    but buttons on a blanket sure I never saw before."

 

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3. And as I went home on Wednesday night, as drunk as drunk could be,

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    I saw a pipe upon the chair, where my old pipe should be.

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    Well, I called me wife and I said to her, "Will you kindly tell to me,

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    who owns that pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be?"

 

 

    "Ha, you're drunk, you're drunk,you silly old fool, still you cannot see,

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    that`s a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me."

 

    "Well, it's many a day I travelled a hundred miles and more,

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....but, tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before."

 

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4. And as I went home on Thursday night, as drunk as drunk could be,

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....I saw two boots beneath the bed, where my old boots should be.

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    Well, I called me wife and I said to her, "Will you kindly tell to me,

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    who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be?"

 

                        

    "Ha, you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see,

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    that`s two lovely geranium pots my mother sent to me."

 

    "Well, it's many a day I travelled a hundred miles and more,

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    but laces on geranium pots sure I never saw before."

 

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5. And as I went home on Friday night, as drunk as drunk could be,

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    I saw a head upon the bed, where my old head should be.

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    Well, I called me wife and I said to her, "Will you kindly tell to me,

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    who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be?"

 

    "Ha, you're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see,

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    that`s a baby boy that me mother  sent to me."

 

    "Well, it's many a day I travelled a hundred miles and more,

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    but a baby boy with his whiskers sure I never saw before.

 

    (The Dubliners)