Mean Mr Mustard
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1. Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park,
shaves in the dark, trying to
save paper,
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sleeps in a hole in the road,
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saving up to buy his new
clothes,
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keeps a ten bob note up his
nose,
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such a mean old man, such a mean old man !
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2. His sister Pam works in a shop,
she never stops, she's a
go-getter,
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takes him out to look at the
Queen,
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only place that he's ever been,
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always shouts out something
obscene,
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such a dirty
old man, dirty old man.
(The Beatles)