Honey, I`m home (midi)    (Listen to sample)

 

            D

1.    The car won't start, it's falling apart,

                                                 G

    I was late for work and the boss got smart.

           D

   My pantyline shows, got a run in my hose,

                                  G

    my hair went flat, man I hate that.

 

               D

2.    Just when I thought things couldn't get worse,

                           G

    I realized I forgot my purse.

             D

    With all this stress I must confess,

             C                            G

    this could be worse than PMS.

 

    This job ain't worth the pay, can't wait till the end of the day.

A

    Hey, Honey I'm on my way,  hey!   hey!      hey!hey!

 

   D

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day,

 

pour me a cold one and oh, by the way,

 A

rub my feet, gimme something to eat,

 

fix me up my favorite treat.

   D

Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me,

   

I need to relax and watch TV,

       A                                                                                     

get off the phone give the dog a bone.

                                   D

Hey!hey! Honey, I'm home!

 

 

 

 

 

 

         D

3.    I broke a nail opening the mail,

                                               G

    I cursed out loud cause it hurt like hell.

              D

    This job's a pain it's so mundane,

        C                       G

    it sure don't stimulate my brain.

 

    This job ain't worth the pay, can't wait till the end of the day.

A

    Hey, Honey I'm on my way,   hey!  hey!      hey!hey!

 

    + CHORUS     + Oh, rub my neck will you,  + D – G – D - G

      A

    Hey, hey hey, hey, hey, !

                     + D – G        D      G           

+ CHORUS               I'm home.     That feels much better !

 

(Orig. = Capo 2)     

 

    (Shania Twain)