El Scorcho    (video)    (intro)    (midi)

 

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                El Scorcho !

 

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1. Goddamn you half Japanese girls, do it to me everytime,

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    oh, the redhead said you shread the cello,        and I'm jello, baby.

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    Two won't talk, won't look, won't think of me,

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    I'm the epitome         of public enemy.

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    Why you wanna go and do me like that ?

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    Come down on the street and dance with me !

 

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I'm a lot like you, so please, hallo, I'm here, I'm waiting.

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 I think I'd be good for you, and you would be good for me.

 

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2. I asked you to go to the Green Day concert,

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    but you said you never heard of them.

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    How cool is that? So I went to your room and read your diar…y.

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    Watching grunge leg job new jack do a press table,

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    and then my heart stopped listening to cho-cho san,

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    fall in love all over again.

 

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I'm a lot like you, so please, hallo, I'm here, I'm waiting.

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 I think I'd be good for you, and you would be good for me.

 

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    How stupid is it? I can't talk about it,

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    I gotta sing about it, and make a record up.

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    How stupid is it? Won't you give me a minute,

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    just come up to me and say hello ?

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    How stupid is it?  For all I know, you want me to,

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    and maybe you just don't know what to do,

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    you may be scared to say,       "I'm falling for you."

 

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3. I wish I could get my head out of the sand,

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    because I think we'd make a great team,

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    and you could keep my fingernails clean.

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    But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize,

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    cause I can't even look in your eyes,

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    without shaking and I ain't faking,

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    I'll bring home the turkey, if you bring home the bacon.

 

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I'm a lot like you, so please, hallo, I'm here, I'm waiting.

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 I think I'd be good for you, and you would be good for me.

 

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I'm a lot like you, a lot like you, a lot, I'm waiting.

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 I think I'd be good for you, and you would be good for me.

 

(orig. & m idi = capo 1st)    (Weezer)