Dumb ways to die    (video)

 

    C - F   - C - F

 

            C  F            C   - F

1. Set fire to your hair,

                  C             F         C     - F

    poke a stick at a grizzly bear,

             C   F                  C        F

    eat medicine’s that’s out of date,

                     C        F              C        F

   use your private parts as piranha bait.

 

   C       G         Am  - Em         F                  D          G

Dumb ways to die,            so many dumb ways to die.

   C       G         Am - Em         F                 G         C     - F

Dumb ways to die,          so many dumb ways to die.

 

+  C - F

 

                    C            - F             C    - F

2. Get your toast out        with a fork,

                   C      F             C      - F

    do your own electrical work,

      C              F               C    - F

    teach yourself how to fly,

              C              F          C             F

    eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie.

 

+  CHORUS

 

                     C      F          C     - F

3. Invite a psycho killer inside,

                       C                   F             C     - F

    scratch a drug-dealer’s brand new ride,

                      C        F       C         F

    take your helmet off in outer space,

                     C                  F      C         F

    use your clothes dryer as a hiding place.

 

+  CHORUS

 

                  C        F              C    - F

4. Keep a rattlesnake as a pet,

            C                          F        C             - F

    sell both your kidneys on the internet,

     C      F           C        F

    eat a tube of superglue,

C   - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    I wonder what’s this red button do ?

 

   C       G         Am  - Em         F                  D          G

Dumb ways to die,            so many dumb ways to die.

   C       G          Am - Em                    F                 G         C

Dumb ways to d...........ie,  - - -   so many dumb ways to die.

 

      Am         G          C                  G          F          - G

+  Dress up like a moose during hunting season,

         Am      G          C            G            F

    disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason.

        G                               Am

    Stand on the edge of a train station platform,

    Em                                                 F

    drive around the boom gates at a level crossing,

     G                                                     Am          - Em

    run across the tracks between the platforms,

               F                                       G

    they may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly.

 

      C        G         Am  - Em    C        G         Am  - Em

+  Dumb ways to die,            dumb ways to die.

       C       G          Am - Em                  F

    Dumb ways to d...........ie,  - - -  so many dumb,

            G                            C

    so many dumb ways to die.

 

    (Tangerine Kitty)