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1. Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any damned kid,
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but when you mention the
V.E.T. he damned near flips his lid.
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Words like S.H.O.T shot or
W.O.R.M worm,
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these are words that make him
S.Q.U.I.R.M squirm.
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2. His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E. starts today,
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coz he bit the V.E.T. and then
he ran away.
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He caused me and my wife to
have a big fight,
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and then both of them bit me,
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and that's
why I am gonna get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
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3. She shouted, “Get him, Rover!” and he jumped over, and bit my L.E.G.,
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she sank her teeth in my
B.U.M. and called me a f*?**?
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Well, I'm telling you that was my cue to get O.F.F.ski,
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and I'm going down to the town
tonight to get a new B.I.R.D.
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4. Oh yes, his Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E. starts today,
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both my wife and my wee scabby
dog will soon be hauled away.
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That's why I spell out all of
these words, so as my dog can't hear,
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oh, I must admit that dog is actin' Q.U.E.R. queer.
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oh yes, I must admit my dog is
actin' Q.U.E.R. queer.
(midi = capo 5th) (Billy Connolly)