Dinosaur

 

    D – G    D - G

 

      D                                                   G

1. Hey man, them ain't high heeled sneakers,

D                                                              G

    and they sure don't look like cowboy boots,

D                                                       G

   and that ain't rock and roll you’re playin’,

E                                                                 A

    and it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues.

 

              G                                 A                             D

    Your singing a song about making love to your drummer,

             G             A                                D

   well, gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.

             G                     A                   D

    And we don't all get in to Donna Summers,

                 E                                                             A       - A7

    do you happen to know any old Hank Williams songs!

 

                                         G – A        D     - A - Bm

    ‘Cause you see I'm a di.……..nosaur,

                                            G     A         D     - A - Bm

    I should have died out a long time before

                              G – A       D    - A - Bm

    Have pity on a di……..nosaur,

                         Em                        A                                 D    

    hand me my hat, excuse me ma’am, but where's the door !

 

    - G      D – G

 

     D                                                                    G

2. Used to be I had a lot of fun in this old hangout,

D                                                                                 G

    we'd get stoned at the jukebox to stay out of fights.

      D                                                                             G

    Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back,

    E                                                                  A      - A7

    oh, and a little old Jim Beam and we'd get right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                       G                  - A                          D

    And you know these flashing lights      sure make me dizzy,

                   G                   A                  D

    and this disco's very strange to my ears.

        G                                         A                          D

    It look's like they turned the “Longhorn” into a spaceship,

                      E                                                    A     - A7

    and I'll be leaving just a soon as I finish this beer.

 

                                         G – A        D     - A - Bm

    ‘Cause you see I'm a di.……..nosaur,

                                            G     A         D     - A - Bm

    I should have died out a long time before.

                                         G – A        D    - A - Bm

    There’s a whole lot of di……...nosaurs,

                        Em                        A                                  D

    give us our hats, excuse me ma’am, but where's the door !

                        Em                         A                                  D

    Give us our hats, excuse me ma’am, but where's the door !

 

(capo 2nd)

 

    (Hank Williams Jr.)