American Honky-Tonk Bar Association    (video)    (midi)

 

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1. If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock,

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    if your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot,

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    if you need to pour your heart out and try to rectify

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    some situation that you're facing,

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    contact your American Honky Tonk Bar - Association.

 

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2. When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket for most things you don't mind,

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    but when your dollar goes to all of those standing in a welfare line,

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    rejoice, you have a voice if you're concerned about

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    the destination of this great nation,

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    it's called the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association.

 

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It represents the hard hat, gun rack, aching-back,

 

overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd,

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their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud.

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There's no forms or no applications,

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     there's no red-tape administrations,

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    it's the American Honky Tonk Bar Association.

 

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3. We're all one big family throughout the cities and the towns,

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    we don't reach for handouts, we reach for those who're down.

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    And every local chapter has a 7 day a week available

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    consultation for your frustration.

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    It's called the American Honky Tonk Bar Association

 

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It represents the mud flap, six pack, bare crack,

 

overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd,

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their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud.

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There's no forms or no applications,

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     there's no red-tape administrations,

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    it's the American Honky Tonk Bar Association.

 

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+  Go join your American Honky Tonk Bar - Association !

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    Do not delay, contact today your AHBA, AHBA !

 

    (Garth Brooks)