50 ways to say goodbye    (video)

 

    Am - F - G - C - F - Dm - E - E7

 

   Am                    F            - G                         C

1.     My heart is paralyzed,       my head was oversized,

F                    Dm                       E       - E7

    I'll take the high road like I should.

Am                       F              - G                      C

    You said it's meant to be,        that it's not you, it's me,

F                         Dm                        E     - E7

    you're leaving now for my own good.

                 E   - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -   E

    That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say.

 

                  F                               C

She went down in an airplane, fried getting suntan,

G                           Am

    fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand,

   F                         C                               E     - E7

help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes.

                     F                         C

She met a shark underwater, fell and no one caught her.

G                            Am

    I returned everything I ever bought her,

  F                         C                   E

help me, help me, I'm all out of lies.

                                  Am

and ways to say you died.

 

+  Am - F - G - C - F - Dm - E - E7

 

    Am                       F                   - G                        C

2.      My pride still feels the sting,       you were my everything,

F                      Dm                     E      - E7

    someday I'll find a love like yours.

Am                         F              - G                   C

    She'll think I'm Superman,        not super minivan,

F                          Dm                         E    - E7

    how could you leave on Yom Kippur ?

                 E   - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  E

    That's cool but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say...

 

                 F                                C

She was caught in a mudslide, eaten by a lion,

G                               Am

    got run over by a crappy purple Scion,

  F                          C                              E      - E7

help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes.

                 F                           C

She dried up in the desert, drowned in a hot tub,

G                                     Am

    danced to death at an east side nightclub.

   F                          C                  E

Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies,

                                  Am

and ways to say you died.

 

+  Am - F - G - C - F - Dm - Em - F

 

         C                                G

+  I wanna live a thousand lives with you

        F                                   G

    I wanna be the one your dying to

      C - G           C             F

    lo.....ve, but you don't want to.

                 E     - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are, I'm gonna say.....

                E  - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    that's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say ....

 

                  F                               C

She went down in an airplane, fried getting suntan,

G                           Am

    fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand,

   F                         C                               E     - E7

help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes.

                     F                         C

She met a shark underwater, fell and no one caught her.

G                            Am

    I returned everything I ever bought her,

  F                         C                   E

help me, help me, I'm all out of lies.

 

                 F                                C

She was caught in a mudslide, eaten by a lion,

G                               Am

    got run over by a crappy purple Scion,

  F                          C                              E      - E7

help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes.

                 F                           C

She dried up in the desert, drowned in a hot tub,

G                                     Am

    danced to death at an east side nightclub.

   F                          C                  E

Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies,

                                   F      - C - G

and ways to say you died.                     +  F - C - G

 

(orig. = capo 1st)    (Train)